Hondo, who has been struggling mightily this week, salvaged a split with the Pirates yesterday but succumbed with the D’backs so his deficit dipped below the dreaded Hondoza Line at 525 mendozas.
Today, Mr. Aitch will take a 10-unit stab with Niese and the Metamucils. As they say in Nigeria, Goodluck Jonathon. Tonight, he is going coastal with the Nats in San Diego -- 10 units of action on Jackson.
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White House crasher Tareq Salahi announced yesterday he will run for governor of Virginia. Some will point to the way he evaded the Secret Service as a sign of how shrewd he is, but it could be the agents assigned to the White House that night were on their hooker break. . .Dr. Adam Ostrzenski claims in the Journal of Sexual Medicine that he found the G-spot on an 83-year-old cadaver. Congratulations, doctor, but aren’t there laws against doing that sort of thing with the dead?
hondo@nypost.com
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